Apna Pakistan

• love is sxc love is blind i love nick he’s all mine
• Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
• Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
• In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact
• Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire
• Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips
• Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
• Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
• Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
• I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as women
• My wife/husband is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects
• My brain is my second favorite organ.
• A man is as young as the woman he feels.
• His finest hour lasted a minute and a half…
• If you aren’t going all the way, why go at all?
• Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.
• I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
• Make love not war, on the bed, not the floor
• Guys act like dicks to make up for what they dont have!
• I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know.
• I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married
• Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s house during a power failure
• The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less

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