Apna Pakistan

• Recommended for you: “Windows For Dummies”
• I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
• Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
• I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
• It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
• Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
• If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
• Harassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
• Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
• I have PMS and a gun… now what were you saying?
• I may be fat, but you’re ugly, and I can diet
• Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
• There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
• Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?
• May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
• I can’t wait to see how you look when I’m naked
• On the road of life, don’t forget to stop and eat the roses
• A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
• If I am what I eat then I am cheap, quick, and easy
• Men invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
• We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
• We are searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd
• More and more of our imports come from overseas…
• An idol of the mind is as offensive to God as an idol of the hand
• Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive
• Gentleness corrects whatever is offensive in our manner.
• I don’t find offensive that I’m being labelled a babe by blokes. I’m absolutely flattered.
• The First Amendment was designed to protect offensive speech, because nobody ever tries to ban the other kind

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