Apna Pakistan

• If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Trying is the first step towards failure
• If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
• I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
• Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
• There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
• I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
• The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
• Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
• The rich get richer and the poor get children
• I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
• Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
• There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks
• Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
• Dont steal, the government hates competition
• Sex is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young
• Girl dont flaunt it, cause i dont want it
• I dont play hard to get I play to get u hard
• If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate
• Any guy who can put up wid my shit deserves an award
• Sweet yet loud, imma cutie and proud
• Save santa a trip… be naughty with me!
• If I aint in love with you , what am I going trough?
• Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have.
• As an older more mature young adult your job is to… make fun of the little kids!
• Grab A knife take your life, So pay the toll and achieve your goal, to be free is all i want to be!
• When Life Gives You Hot Guys…Date Them!
• I might be sexy i might be sweet but without you im incompelete

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