Apna Pakistan

• Where there is no imagination there is no Horror.
• Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
• The graveyard shift is best. No bones about it!
• Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
• There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
• A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
• Witch Parking Only! All others will be toad!
• Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate!
• Why did the ugly ghost cross the road? To visit the bootician
• Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
• Eat, drink and be scary.
• He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
• What do you call a skeleton snake? a rattler!
• Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
• How do you stop a Frankenstein biting his nails? Give him screws
• Why was the mummy tense and stressed? He was all wound up
• Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble
• True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.
• Why do skeletons wear dark glasses? camouflage
• Why are skeletons scared? They are easily rattled
• Take a fright turn into the fright zone.

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